TX Suh-nare

I'll bet Pete Rose is pissed he didn't have one of those.

It can't. When you Google it, all tht shows up are sports betting websites. By the way, aren't those illegal?

SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, once a Texan, always a Texan. You're just a refugee until you return. Why are all the hottest women from Texas?

floogalhorn

No, but if three do, another hurricane will freak out Houston and strand them on I-45 for a week again. (I'm from Houston. I can joke about my own people) Why are us drumline guys THAT sexy? (By the way, Colbert Report's funnier)

Man, you guys are SICK! That's horrible! Lighting music and armhairs on fire!

My favorite is when the cheerleaders (yes, the cheerleaders) come over and scream, "Hey Band!" "HEY WHAT?" "Are you ready?" TO WHAT?" "To Wigolo!" Then there is much screaming and the trumpets shake their upper bodies like they're possessed. Man, it's funny!

No, but I've heard him speak before. That guy is AMAZING! Dude, he's one of the best motivational speakers I've ever seen, EVER!

Oh, man, I got the best of all, I actually get to go to Madison! My brother is finishing up his first year of tour and I get to fly to Madison to see him, and to watch my first DCI World Cahmpionship Finals IN PERSON!!!

BROKE!

My percusson director is afraid of OUCS-OverUsed Cymbal Syndrome. A few years ago, we had a show sick with it, and it wasn't that great, so we hardly ever use cymbals...ever. I don't mind though. We don't have any cocky cymbal people dropping a valuable brass instrument and it getting ruined

Whatever happened to the good ol' TPing the BDs house? Oh, yeah! Our new band director HATES it. Guy can't take a joke. Guess I'll have to bust out my whoopee cushion on him.

Well, when you put it that way... youch. I feel like I'm contributing to society's downfall. (By the way trumpetman1288, where did you get that Zidane thing, nd is there one of Edward Rooney?)

Mine's down to this now. 6 snares (fishie got cut) 4 tenors (all vets) 5 basses 23 in the pit (I'm not kidding!)

Have you ever thought of the target audience of both shows? Family Guy is us, teenagers with relatively short attention spans. Simpsons is for guys in their thirties who possibly stopped caring about making something out of their lives. Now King of the Hill is the Simpsons' audience, but in Texas.

dancer

The Clean up song from Barney. Why does Roadrunner crap out every other month, almost to the day?

Am I the only one here who's mouth was watering over SCV this year? What's wrong with you people?! Hey, how about Capital Regiment's, too? Did anyone catch that show? That show should have been finals worthy. I think that easily beat out Blue Stars and Crossmen. The Godfather seemed to be lacking the BD presence I was looking for. I think if they get more power in there, that'll be great, but I just didn't feel it this SA. Maybe in Madison...

Peanuts

FIFA issued a statement saying tht the refs were told to crackdon on more of the "minor" offenses, like pulling of shirts and such. If you wanna blme anybody, blame FIFA. And the USA red cards vs. Italy, as a soccer ref myself, I could go either way.

Lasagna

You want both England AND Germany? 50 rioters got thrown in jail because their rivalry is so heated! That's like saying you're both a Texans and a Cowboys fan.

Steak

With percussion director: All night, 7pm-7am, usually 1.5-2 hr chop sessions at a time, so your wrists have lost all feeling and you're dead tired just in time to drive home. By myself: No comment.