whitewing09 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Have you ever noticed how wrong some things seem. for instants "i toot my horn" "i greased my horn" "drummers are always beating away" "i blo really good" "Man i played with it all night" anyone wanna add on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebellbrass07 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 QUOTE (whitewing09 @ Mar 7 2006, 06:34 PM) anyone wanna add on... not really, but..... f around the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenon Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 "You're a beat off!" "Get your horn up!" Brass blow and woodwinds suck (the spit that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danpod Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Nutcracker!!!!!! HURRY!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynasty Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 What about getting credit carded by a marching horn or euph? Oh, and... Band bus rides. Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danpod Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Or horn jobs.....Inquire within. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermanuel Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 this isn't a normal one, but one day a my friend's flute was WAY out of tune and she whiped out her tuning rod and says "hold on, my flute's really whacked off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewing09 Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 this isn't a normal one, but one day a my friend's flute was WAY out of tune and she whiped out her tuning rod and says "hold on, my flute's really whacked off" haha wow. thats awesome haha french horny's trom boners the beater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebellbrass07 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 high horn i had a double high horns at the end of a show once, i got a lil excited yeah, not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireAnnette07 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 What I'm about to say totally doesn't involve me, but I feel it must be mentioned.... The #1 rule of Band: WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BAND BUS, STAYS ON THE BAND BUS! As for band pervertedness (sp?), I've only had one personal incident: a non-band kid laughing at the fact that I carried a clarinet fingering chart, labeled "Fingering chart"...uh-huh, you get the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenon Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Speaking of which: "Finger your parts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlinK Day 41 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 wow things like "finger it while you wait" just don't even register in my head as dirty anymore lol and it should........ plus "stick more of it in your mouth" and "get that tongue workin"........ jeez theres actually alot of stuf that i don't notice anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRtrumpet Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Trombons: If you cant get it right, try a new position! Guys finger through your parts. Oh yea and the "what happens on the band bus stays on the band bus this is soooo true". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebellbrass07 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 one of the jr high band directors in this district once said "Let the music touch you in ways youve never been touched before" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewing09 Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 haha this happend today "mr this music says we need a large stick to beat with" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnkyman Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 well nothing can be as bad as teh tenor shirts this year they are pink, in the front REALLY small it says tenor and then on the back really big it says "we dont finger, we dont blow, we just BANG BANG BANG" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenon Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 "we dont finger, we dont blow, we just BANG BANG BANG" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortisimo Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Lmao, that's almost as bad as the tuba shirts two years ago. They had a whole chart of stuff.... It had vertical line of musical aspects and next to it a line of procedures to fix/adjust them. Eg, Tuning: Get the F in tune Tuning: When in doubt, pull out Posture: Assume the position Tonguing: If all else fails, faster and harder Tone: Raw is the best bet And more... I can't remember all of them. Oh, me and a fellow trumpeter were discussing tonguing techniques and we got into it about double and triple tonguing... suffice to say, reactions of outsiders were priceless. Especially the more 'proper' of the girls, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsstephenyo Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 i'd heard of a saxophone section whose shirts said "just wait a few seconds and you'll have jazz all over your face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRtrumpet Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 LMAO^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fang Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 not exactly dirty, but our section was going to make shirts with the slogan "blow it out your brass" ... our director didn't like that too much though =p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebellbrass07 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 QUOTE (itsstephenyo @ Mar 8 2006, 10:09 PM) "just wait a few seconds and you'll have jazz all over your face." OMG LMAO!!!!! i want one of those shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinco_4_life811 Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Our trombone section this year had shirts that said "Trombones, doing it in 7 different positions" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Master Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Can't forget "Horn Stars" for the french horns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fang Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Can't forget "Horn Stars" for the french horns! horny horns =p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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