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So, I realize that this is EXTREMELY random, but I was having a debate last night with a clarinet player in my band about this. I just want to prove him wrong. =]

 

haha. I asked our band director the same question, and he just stared with that look that says "Oh god, these kids are actually in MY program????" and then turned away. The clarinet player and I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes.

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What Michael didn't mention was my theory. So, I'll repeat it for all of you.

 

They're both wrong.

 

It's stockholm syndrome. While the elves were originally imprisoned by the pedophile santa (who took them because of their resemblance to the little children he stalks once a year when his parole officer celebrates Christmas), but then they began to grow loyal to their captor.

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