BassoonPadwan Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Because you're a failure... jk. Why does it take Borchnork more than 17 years to find his way around his house, but it took me less than a week? Because you are a modern Mozart in finding your way around the house. Let's not forget that the average person takes an average of 5 years to find his way around the house seemlessly. Who are your favorite "find their way around the house"ers of all time? I personally like Bethohomen, Joseph Housedyn, and Igor Stravinavigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_kool360 Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 I don't know... may Dr. Lamenstein? If there was a book about Dr. Lamenstein, what would the plot be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radchad Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 If the imperfection of a man asked the imperfection of another man why it's not perfect while at the same time the other imperfection realized the imperfection of the imperfection was in fact not perfect, what would his response be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRtrumpet Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Perfect. How will I get to the places I need to be afterschool today?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borchnork Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 by running. really really fast. Does the Evil magic Eight ball I own really work, or did it break like it said it did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urkadrums Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 by running. really really fast. Does the Evil magic Eight ball I own really work, or did it break like it said it did? It really works, its just trying to trick you, because, it's evil, duhhh. Why/How did I fall over yesterday during Theatre, when i was just standing there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 too much instrument polish+deep breaths= loss of stability why do i miss marching band so much even though its not really over cause we still have play-off games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urkadrums Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 lol i dont use intrument polish, im in pit...but wait i use brasso when i clean my suspended cymbal, and that's a trip if you smell that sutff Because your marching competitions are over, so it feels like the season is over, and a lot the band kids dont care anymore, even though you're still playing at football games. Why have i never seen mary poppins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drippin_tuba2010 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 no more contests. Just yay rah go team. Why do english teachers insist on a deeper meaning in books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 urkadrums- because you havent been sniffing brasso THAT much. drippin_tuba2010- so that they have a lesson plan. they cant just let you read the book. something else has to be there.... even if it is only in the teachers minds.... why am i not asleep yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urkadrums Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 because its only 9:32pm, its not late. what time do YOU go to bed boyy? lol why am i so gosh darn adorable? :] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 i try to go to bed before 10, but i never do. i normally dont go to bed until after midnight. you are a good comedian..... JK JK why am i posting so much tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HendricksonTBone Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 i try to go to bed before 10, but i never do. i normally dont go to bed until after midnight. you are a good comedian..... JK JK why am i posting so much tonight? B/C there is nothing else to do Why do i never have homework but everyone else does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 because you are lucky. why are you complaining about not having homework? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HendricksonTBone Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 because you are lucky. why are you complaining about not having homework? Because guitar hero 3 gets boring after 5 hours Do you play guitar hero 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 ive only ever played guitar hero once, and i sucked majorly.... why do i suck at all video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urkadrums Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) because your thumbs cant move fast enough lol why is it so dark in my house? im scared :/ Edited November 15, 2007 by urkadrums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) because you are too lazy to turn more lights on...? jk are you scared of the dark? Edited November 15, 2007 by dtxtrmpt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HendricksonTBone Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 because your thumbs cant move fast enough lolwhy is it so dark in my house? im scared :/ Because you dont have a light on Why do trombones rule the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urkadrums Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Because you dont have a light on Why do trombones rule the world they dont. why does pancake syrup smell like neosporin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HendricksonTBone Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 they dont. why does pancake syrup smell like neosporin? Because its in your head Why are you sniffing neosporin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) because you have messed up olfactory sensory neurons.... why do i randomly use terms i learn in anatomy, even though i knwo most people dont know what they are? (i was late in posting this one tooo....) boredom causes people to randomly sniff things Edited November 15, 2007 by dtxtrmpt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drippin_tuba2010 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) you wanna sound intelligent. what is the point of modern art? Edited November 15, 2007 by drippin_tuba2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtxtrmpt Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 because tubas are sadly mistaken. why do people refuse to accept the fact that the best instrument is the trumpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drippin_tuba2010 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) Because they know better. Why can't I think of a better question than this? Edited November 15, 2007 by drippin_tuba2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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