Being the manager, I have experienced many dumb people. I have heard questions such as "Should I bring my water bottle to practice?" and "Do I need my uniform at the football game?" But last night was crazy.
So we're at a football game and some freshman tuba on the very top row of the stands drops his mouthpiece and lead pipe all the way down to the concrete below. I go down to look for it and see these little kids playing under the stands. I ask them if they've been there for awhile and if they've seen anything fall.
One kid says "No" while rubbing his pocket and looking every where but at me. The other kid nudges him and says "Just give it to her" So he pulls out the mouthpiece and asks me what instrument I play. I say tuba and he says "good job that's what it is" and hands it to me. I start to walk away and hear the kids laugh. I go back and get the lead pipe that they wanted to keep.
I hate kids.
