Aegis Fang Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I don't remember that one... and give me more Snyder/Petrisky-isms. I miss them! "DON'T YOU KNOW SPACIAL AWARENESS?!?!" gimme some more!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fang Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 And I'd like to add, I'm stealing the "you sound like you're making out with your mom" thing, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Did a band director really say that? that's funny as heck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salesmonkey Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 yeah..several times in fact. and when people laughed he responded with "well its true" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fang Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 yeah..several times in fact. and when people laughed he responded with "well its true" that's amazing... how old is your director? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salesmonkey Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 20 something. I want to say between 23 and 25 but im not sure. Hes really cool though. And hes not the head director, he is one of the assistant directors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Fang Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 20 something. I want to say between 23 and 25 but im not sure. Hes really cool though. And hes not the head director, he is one of the assistant directors. 1) Assistant Director 2) No older than 25 exactly what I was thinking, but that's still awesome. I can't see a real director sayin that and not getting in trouble, since today's society can't take a joke... ahh well, it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exguardcpt Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 whenever we would piss our guard director off, he would tell us to do push ups unil HE got tired... that pretty much sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salesmonkey Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 A kids convo with Mr. Hill... James: Mr. Hill how come you bought music for a trombone trio and not quartet like i asked and how come Kyle, Sean, and Dustin are in it not me? Mr Hill: Um...go practice your region music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossman Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringPit06 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 some funny inspiration for those hot rehearsals. - we love the parking lot dont we?... its the beach, with out the sand. who likes sand anyway? too true... hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_branday Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I don't remember that one... and give me more Snyder/Petrisky-isms. I miss them! "DON'T YOU KNOW SPACIAL AWARENESS?!?!" gimme some more!!! haha...yeah...she said it to 3rd band when i was in there (though apparently i shouldn't have been. oh well, favorites...you know that). it was hilarious though. i remember that one.. i can't think of any more snyder/petrisky-isms!! ...there have been a ton!! most of all "p-dawg" oooh...here's one!! "if i want your opinion, i'll give it to you!" why do we enjoy the most stupid things our directors say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHS'NET10 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 A kids convo with Mr. Hill... James: Mr. Hill how come you bought music for a trombone trio and not quartet like i asked and how come Kyle, Sean, and Dustin are in it not me? Mr Hill: Um...go practice your region music. thats a funny one Mr. Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawksnare08 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 "Go play in traffic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TX Suh-nare Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 "do you need a GPS?!?!? because you look so lost out there! does someone have a @#*& G P S system to put on her drum!! *furious - pretty scary* Do it AGAIN!" That wouldn't be Keoni, would it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinHorn Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 0% pressure, 100% Opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortisimo Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 If you put on a good show, you'll feel good whether you win or lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MmCheezItsYay Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 a couple years ago, before they fenced off the practice field from the part of the parking lot students can drive through, people would drive through our field all the time and our old director would scream, "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE LICENSE NUMBER OF THAT @#$HOLE??!!" iono it made me laugh. heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewing09 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 hahaha. aww..i couldn't remember the one about the MACK TRUCK...well, i could, just not the exact words...aah...i remember those days. lol. "BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM!!" but...the apple pie one is new to me. ooh..another..."tator tot! tator tot! tator tot!!" haha..the best part of concert band that last year she was here was making tally marks whenever she mentioned food....i don't remember the number the one day.. but..."this is supposed to sound smooth, like...a hot fresh slice of pizza sliding down your throat." ooh..that one was priceless... our director says pineapple for tripplets -yall sound like this (does a **** gesture) you need to play strong! man play with juevos (sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXCreektubaXX Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Oh that reminds me... We played YMCA as a stand tune this year and when we were learning it in class the director said "You can't mess this song up. It is like the national anthem for gays" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitewing09 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 we played that in middle school for this parade and i think they started saying "Whyyyyyyy are you ****!!! duh duh duh duh whyyyy are you gayyayy" or soemthing like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barisaxy08 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 here goes one... "when I mess up...I always go down"... hopefully referring to push-ups... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrih13 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 2 hours with no water..."Ok Guys last time for water"...he said that 20 times ago... or for our guard "Guard i need you to throw about 2 cm higher".... "I said 2 cm not freakin Kill Birds!!!" LMAO!!!!!!!!! Or a frequent one by our large director, regarding staying behind the people in front of you..."If she takes you to sonic or KFC, you follow her all the way.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salesmonkey Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "If i said what im thinking right now I would probably be fired, so ill say this instead. That performance was *freaking* awesome" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy08 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 "If i said what im thinking right now I would probably be fired, so ill say this instead. That performance was *freaking* awesome" Heck yes it was... I sooo want the DVD of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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